Beware, Gilbert at work

STATUS: looking

This web site was set up to help recruiters match or reject jobs for Gilbert Healton. Let Gilbert know you saw his web page when you contact him as he greatly prefers recruiters who actually care about quality of matches.

While his main focus is on remote positions Gilbert is also open to several different locations. The main areas are in and around central as well as the greater Trenton area in NJ, some areas, North of Philadelphia, PA, or northern Delaware.

Rant Mode: On

At least 80% of the recruiters contacting Gilbert flunk the following chart. Many show no clue on what the buzzwords actually mean or how they relate to each other. Suspect that most such callers only grasp a lesser word three of the descriptions they are matching Gilbert's skills against.

Trace through The Following Chart to get his phone number.

Gilbert is looking for the top tier of recruiters and not the bottom dregs of the lower levels and is exceptionally tired of such recruiters. But he will welcome those with truly good matches against the chart and his experience. Else it will likely be a waste of time that goes nowhere.

Use The Following Chart to get phone number

Recruiter Quick Start

Right now looking for remote positions, or maybe a few limited local areas for hybrid positions (see flowchart). Until COVID-19 goes down to my satisfaction the "commute" options herein are what I might return to.

Begin at (Start) and go until you reach an oval at the bottom. Diamonds are yes/no choices, wide diamonds make other choices, rectangles show useful information, and small circles are "pass through" connectors.

Quick test flow chart

Coronavirus COVID-19 Alert

Even before COVID-19 hit Gilbert was moving to remote jobs with, perhaps, occasional office visits. Now that the heavy remote of COVID is winding down it would take something major for Gilbert to return to the world of daily commuting. Especially "super commuting". Hybrid commuting is possible.

See Gilbert's Vulcan Salute greeting for these contactless COVID-19 times at Gilbert's Github account .

Contact Information

For job hunts contact Gilbert at:

Lives in: Central New Jersey, 07728.
NOTE: To fight spam this email address is changed from time to time so revisit this page from time to time to get the current working email address.
Also see Email Subject Lines below.

Email Subject Lines

To raise your email to the top of Gilbert's priority list, please put "Human-R" in the subject lines of cold emails to Gilbert or mention that you passed the flowchart.

Gilbert Highlights

In addition to technical skills, experiences include working with diverse people across corporate structure as well as customers, including international customers.

Core Strengths: Highlights of Gilbert's skills follows:

Though Gilbert has System and Network Administration skills, and has developed in Microsoft Windows environments, he is neither a deep enterprise level Administrator nor a .net developer.

Relocation Limits

Remote jobs are preferred to the point commuting jobs are much less attractive, though some are possible.

Talk to Gilbert about potential places he might move to. Hybrid jobs will be much more attractive then 100% in-office positions. This will be a few hours drive of Trenton NJ (nearest big city). He does not want to live in a metro area with intense traffic nor commute in such traffic.

Gilbert is open to relocation for permanent positions that take him a bit into Pennsylvania or down into northern Delaware, depending on position. Say a few hours drive from Levittown PA, which includes anywhere in or about Philadelphia, including about 30 minute drive from PA into New Jersey.

Get The Right Resume

Some general resumes follow. Press the following More/Fewer button to see more or fewer resumes.

All resumes are available in Adobe PDF format while others are available in either Microsoft Word .docx files, LibreOffice (free open source) .odt format, or .text plain text format (e.g., Notepad).

Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(16 pages)
 pdf 
11-03
 docx 
11-03
Longer, more detailed classic resume. Not updated often as others.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Plain text file
(8 pages)
 pdf 
2019-11
 txt 
2022-01
Perl POD resume for readers that are perl gurus.
Can look odd to regular humans.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(5 pages)
 pdf 
2019-11
 docx 
2019-11
Humorous obsolete resume written for stress relief years ago when I got tired of writing normal resumes and lightly updated since.
PDF recommend.
Adobe Portable Document Format   LibreOffice Open Document
(3 pages)
 pdf 
11-21
 odt 
11-21
Condensed and dense: human eye friendly, lousy for ATS scanners.
PDF recommended.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(5 pages)
 pdf 
11-30
 docx 
11-30
C with Linux, Unix, SQL, perl, more: Four page classic format resume.
ATS and OCR machine friendly.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(5 pages)
 pdf 
11-30
 docx 
11-30
Perl with Linux, Unix, SQL, C, more: Four page classic format resume.
ATS and OCR machine friendly.
Contact Gilbert for custom resumes targeting specific jobs.

Internet Links

Also See LinkedIn

Find Gilbert on LinkedIn.

While connection and job notices are reviewed, Gilbert defends his contacts by only linking up with recruiters he has good experiences with over a period of time. Bland "join my network" requests receive very low traction with me as I fear they are from bots.

StackOverflow

Gilbert has been answering technical questions on stackoverflow and related communities for some time. You can view them at https://stackoverflow.com/users/693294/gilbert

Also See Quora

Gilbert has also answered a few questions on the https://www.quora.com website. You can view them at https://www.quora.com/profile/Gilbert-Healton.

GilbertsHub

The GilbertsHub "organization" on GitHub consolidates assorted repositories Gilbert has personally developed and made available under various open source licenses over a number of years. Beware not all of the code is new or wonderful, so you can see the good, the bad, and the ugly; but it all still works enough to keep around for future use. Mostly parked here to share with a few people and make it available to me from anywhere.

About This Website...

This website was created, and is maintained by Gilbert using his skills in HTML, PHP, JavaScript, Font Awesome, and other technologies. This site was designed to be simple, reliable, and low maintenance as well as using HTML-5 and CSS-3 to be mobile friendly (see mobile friendly icon in the footer).

Any ideas for improving this site to make it better on your future visits will be appreciated!




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