Beware, Gilbert at work

STATUS: TENTATIVE POSITION

This web site was set up to help recruiters match or reject jobs for Gilbert Healton. Let Gilbert know you saw his web page when you contact him as he greatly prefers recruiters who actually care about quality of matches.

While Gilbert has tentatively started a job with a company please keep emailing contacts for good positions in case the job falls through.

Rant Mode: On

At least 60% of the recruiters contacting Gilbert flunk the following chart. Many showing no clue on what the buzzwords actually meen or only grasp a lesser word two of the description they matching Gilbert' skills agains.

Trace through The Following Chart to get phone number.

Gilbert is looking for the top tier of recruiters and not the bottom dregs of the lower levels and is exceptionally tired of such recruiters. If you really have a good match, by the chart and experience then Gilbert will welcome your contact. Else it will likely be a waste of time that goes nowhere.

Use The Following Chart to get phone number

Recruiter Quick Start

Right now looking for remote positions, or maybe a few limited areas (see flowchart). Until COVID-19 goes down to my satisfaction the "commute" options herein are what I might return to.

Begin at (Start) and go until you reach an oval at the bottom. Diamonds are yes/no choices, wide diamonds make other choices, rectangles show useful information, and small circles are pass through connectors.

Quick test flow chart

Coronavirus COVID-19 Alert

Even before COVID-19 hit Gilbert was moving to remote jobs with, perhaps, occasional office visits. Now that the heavy remote of COVID is winding down it would take something major for Gilbert to return to world of daily commuting. Especially "super commuting". Also, commutes must avoid the "no Covid" area of the above flowchart.

See Gilbert's Vulcan Salute greeting for these contactless COVID-19 times at Gilbert's Github account .

Contact Information

For job hunts contact Gilbert at:

Lives in: Cenral New Jersey, 07728.
NOTE: To fight spam this email address is changed from time to time so revisit this page from time to time to get the current working email address.
Also see Email Subject Lines below.

Email Subject Lines

To raise your email to the top of Gilbert's priority list, please put "Human-R" in subject lines of cold emails to Gilbert or mention that you passed the flowchart.

Gilbert Highlights

In addition to technical skills, experiences include working with diverse people across corporate structure as well as customers, including international customers.

Core Strengths: Highlights of Gilbert's skills follows:

Though Gilbert has System and Network Administration skills, and has developed in Microsoft Windows environments, he is neither a deep enterprise level Administrator nor a .net developer.

Relocation Limits

Remote jobs are preferred to the point commuting jobs are much less attractve, though some are possible.

Talk to Gilbert about potential places he might move to within a few hours drive of Trention NJ (nearest big city at center or circle). He does not want to live in a metro area with intense traffice nor commute in such traffic.

Gilbert is not open to relocation at this time and greatly favors remote positions.

Right now looking for remote positions, or maybe a few limited areas (see flowchart). Until COVID-19 goes down to my satisfaction the "commute" options herein are what I might return to.

Get The Right Resume

Some general resumes follow. Press the following More/Fewer button to see more or fewer resumes.

All resumes are available in Adobe PDF format while others are available in either Microsoft Word .docx files, LibreOffice (free open source) .odt format, or .text plain text format (e.g., Notepad).

Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(16 pages)
 pdf 
08-07
 docx 
08-07
Longer, more detailed classic resume. Not updated often as others.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Plain text file
(8 pages)
 pdf 
2019-11
 txt 
2022-01
Perl POD resume for readers that are perl gurus.
Can look odd to regular humans.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(5 pages)
 pdf 
2019-11
 docx 
2019-11
Humorous obsolete resume written for stress relief years ago when I got tired of writing normal resumes and lightly updated since.
PDF recommend.
Adobe Portable Document Format   LibreOffice Open Document
(2 pages)
 pdf 
08-07
 odt 
08-07
Condensed and dense: human eye friendly, lousy for ATS scanners.
PDF recommended.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(4 pages)
 pdf 
08-07
 docx 
08-07
C with Linux, Unix, SQL, perl, more: Four page classic format resume.
ATS and OCR machine friendly.
Adobe Portable Document Format   Microsoft Word Document
(4 pages)
 pdf 
08-08
 docx 
08-08
Perl with Linux, Unix, SQL, C, more: Four page classic format resume.
ATS and OCR machine friendly.
Contact Gilbert for custom resumes targeting specific jobs.

Internet Links

Also See LinkedIn

Find Gilbert on LinkedIn.

While connection and job notices are reviewed, Gilbert defends his contacts by only linking up with recruiters he has good experiences with over a period of time. Bland "join my network" requests receive very low traction with me as I fear they are from bots.

StackOverflow

Gilbert has been answering technical questions on stackoverflow and related communities for some time. You can view them at https://stackoverflow.com/users/693294/gilbert

Also See Quora

Gilbert has also answered a few questions on the https://www.quora.com website. You can view them at https://www.quora.com/profile/Gilbert-Healton.

GilbertsHub

The GilbertsHub "organization" on GitHub consolidates assorted repositories Gilbert has personally developed and made available under various open source licenses over a number of years. Beware not all of the code is new or wonderful, so you can see the good, the bad, and the ugly; but it all still works enough to keep around for future use. Mostly parked here to share with a few people and make it available to me from anywhere.

About This Website...

This website was created, and is maintained by, Gilbert using his skills in HTML, PHP, JavaScript, Font Awesome, and other technologies. This site was designed to be simple, reliable, and low maintenance as well as using HTML-5 and CSS-3 to be mobile friendly (see mobile friendly icon in the footer).

Any ideas for improving this site to make it better on your future visits will be appreciated!




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